My sister just received a crooked faux-hawk in the bathroom. I feel all itchy just thinking about all the hair that was all over the place. I must say, I am not a fan of hair not attached to a head.














For the record, I had nothing to do with the lack of hair on her head at current. Nor did I have anything to do with that little bald speck on the back of her head--that was already there.
Otherwise, I plead the 5th.




Thank you, and goodnight.



Oh, we also went and watched fireworks on the harbor. Not bad. Not bad at all. Happy birthday, America!!