Finally, it happened
While out dancing the other night (Saturday, to be exact), someone came up to me. He was holding two drinks so my hope was that he was about to hand me the non-GHB'd beverage, but instead he leaned closer to say something.
Did it hurt?
Immediately, I wondered if he'd caught sight of me taking a slip downstairs. I swear, these flip flops will be the downfall of me considering the way they hydroplane on any amount of water. In a light drizzle, I spend 85% of my energy on not taking a colossal spill down the slippery sidewalks. Most people would learn and wear different shoes, but not me.
Did what hurt?
(This is when he repeats his question and I get annoyed and repeat what I'd said)
Falling from heaven.
Yes, it was said. I swear to god.
If that is the tried and true method of picking people up in this country, well, then I am going to be the biggest pimp that ever was.
Did it hurt?
Immediately, I wondered if he'd caught sight of me taking a slip downstairs. I swear, these flip flops will be the downfall of me considering the way they hydroplane on any amount of water. In a light drizzle, I spend 85% of my energy on not taking a colossal spill down the slippery sidewalks. Most people would learn and wear different shoes, but not me.
Did what hurt?
(This is when he repeats his question and I get annoyed and repeat what I'd said)
Falling from heaven.
Yes, it was said. I swear to god.
If that is the tried and true method of picking people up in this country, well, then I am going to be the biggest pimp that ever was.
4 Comments:
I'm pretty sure (knowing you) that you went home with a guy who uses a douchebag line like that. You probably swooned over the accent and the GHB slipped in the Guiness couldn't have hurt either.
Miss you.
Wow, so much cheese.
Hmm. Feeling the love there, Arnaub. THANKS.
And NO, thank you, that did NOT work. I'll have to tell you whose accent DID work on me that night, but not in the blog. And NOT work on me like THAT either, PERVERT.
Miss you too. <3s
lol. Damn, I miss the old school...
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