ha.
things that are true:
..> the bar we went to tonght was a bit snotty. the people n there were hanging all over each other in a manner that i never want to--never want to live my life that way. never will. but it was entertaining because the waiter was cute, even though he was gay and kim kept trying to hit it
..> i appreciate the way that bars can suggest furtehr ways to love tequlia. the most beautiful liquor known to man, especially those who are legal.
long live the 2-1.
things that are true:
..> the bar we went to tonght was a bit snotty. the people n there were hanging all over each other in a manner that i never want to--never want to live my life that way. never will. but it was entertaining because the waiter was cute, even though he was gay and kim kept trying to hit it
..> i appreciate the way that bars can suggest furtehr ways to love tequlia. the most beautiful liquor known to man, especially those who are legal.
long live the 2-1.
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If I had money, I would sue you for libel because your fallacious account of that night is completely false. I was NOT trying to "hit it" with the gay waiter. Instead, being the thoughtful and caring drunk that I am, I was trying to get HIM to hit it with you.
And I was willing to pay good money for him to make out with you. Back in the day, two dollars could have gone a long way; now when you offer that kind of money to a waiter to give up his lips, he accuses you of thinking he was a whore. How ungrateful some people are!
Anyways, the point is, as shown by my gracious and selfless offer, I was not going after the waiter for myself but for you :-P But as I can see, you are just as ungrateful as he is :-P pffuu.
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