You've been PIMPED!

The Pimp Pad likes a few things:

Fine wine
Good eats (especially good cake--the kind with rainbow chip frosting)
Attractive men
Funny men
Cute men
Dancing
Shots
Hot mens
Nice, smooth drinks
Drunk dials
You
Sex and the City
Skipping class
Long roadtrips along
Intellectually/culturally stimulating conversations


The most common things said/heard in our kitchen:

Oww!!! That's hoootttttt!!
Goddamnit, pieceofshit,FUCK!
Ooooh shiiiit
Oops!
Is it supposed to do that...?