Cleaning out the computer
Currently, I'm going through the files on my computer and deleting away so that I can have some more space. If they brought my computer back from the dead, the least I can do is to give myself some more space on here so I can actually do shit.
Let's be honest--this means that I'm goign through the AIESEC files on my computer. Now that I have passed the reigns on to the next hot, hot, hot VP ITM, there's not much point in me having the minutes from meetings nearly a year old on my computer. This leaves me in a bittersweet mood, that's a tad freaked out that a year went by so quickly (so it goes, right??). There are all these files with both good and bad memories. The year began with Whirlpool, which drove me insane. Batty 24 hours a day, no shit.
Then, of course there are all the pictures. Funny pictures--some sober, most of them drunken.
THEN! I run across this little gem... I had no idea someone put it on my computer, but am I flipping glad they did or what. (and how Drake snuck some of his quotes on our wall, beyond me... LUSH!)
SSC 2004 OC room quotes
*Greg: Maybe I should just ask for a horse.
*Greg: Maybe Madeline Albright is good in bed. You never know.
*Matt: How about Mr. Pimp Daddy
Pam: That’s not a superhero.
Matt: Want to see my super powers?
*Matt: Shut up for I’ll spoon with you tonight (to Chris and Greg)
*Drake: Who wants to get laid tonight?
*Pam : Jem has super powers-she shows her thing and do shit (douche it)
*Sarah, KS: Stick it in and I’ll screw it
I won’t go down on that.
Where does this thing go in.
I’m wet.
*Chris: Twidle your little joystick.
Greg: I’m twideling.
Chris: Keep going you’re almost there.
*Matt: Dude, I’m not that global.
*Mike (to Paul): Dude you need a bitch.
Paul: laugh
Frances: laugh..and cun it be George and can we dress him in a monkey suit.
*Mike: I don’t want a vagina on my cheek. I want one on my nose.
*Mike: Don’t draw a penis on my face, I’m not passed out yet.
*Pam: Make it bigger, make it bigger!
Greg: I can’t make it bigger!
*Greg: Oh my god, I am just so good.
*Colleen: You can’t teach a crab to walk straight.
Chris: What if you broke it’s legs and put on wheels. Then you just have to push it.
*Chris: What if you wrapped the rock in the paper and used it like a sling, and then threw it at a pair of scissors, therefore shattering them? Huh. What then?
*Random delegate: I never reserved a room with the hotel, is that a problem?
OC: (blank stares) (whisper) douchebag?
*Colleen: Let’s do some more random delegates.
*Jon: Do you REALIZE?
*Mike: I’d do Paul up the butt. Real dominatrix-y like.
*Colleen: What else is really uplifting?
Arnaub: Rainbows.
*Connie: I’ll touch your chicken if I wanna touch your chicken.
*Colleen: I’ve had enough of your calls this week.
*Jill: I have a J Lo ass.
*Chris: You’re now Younes and you’re both Mohammed.
*Arnaub: I’m willing to sacrifice my relationship to win the scavenger hunt.
*Matt: I’m specialicous.
*Greg: I ate 6 burgers before I realized they were bad.
*Colleen: I will stab you with this plastic knife.
Let's be honest--this means that I'm goign through the AIESEC files on my computer. Now that I have passed the reigns on to the next hot, hot, hot VP ITM, there's not much point in me having the minutes from meetings nearly a year old on my computer. This leaves me in a bittersweet mood, that's a tad freaked out that a year went by so quickly (so it goes, right??). There are all these files with both good and bad memories. The year began with Whirlpool, which drove me insane. Batty 24 hours a day, no shit.
Then, of course there are all the pictures. Funny pictures--some sober, most of them drunken.
THEN! I run across this little gem... I had no idea someone put it on my computer, but am I flipping glad they did or what. (and how Drake snuck some of his quotes on our wall, beyond me... LUSH!)
SSC 2004 OC room quotes
*Greg: Maybe I should just ask for a horse.
*Greg: Maybe Madeline Albright is good in bed. You never know.
*Matt: How about Mr. Pimp Daddy
Pam: That’s not a superhero.
Matt: Want to see my super powers?
*Matt: Shut up for I’ll spoon with you tonight (to Chris and Greg)
*Drake: Who wants to get laid tonight?
*Pam : Jem has super powers-she shows her thing and do shit (douche it)
*Sarah, KS: Stick it in and I’ll screw it
I won’t go down on that.
Where does this thing go in.
I’m wet.
*Chris: Twidle your little joystick.
Greg: I’m twideling.
Chris: Keep going you’re almost there.
*Matt: Dude, I’m not that global.
*Mike (to Paul): Dude you need a bitch.
Paul: laugh
Frances: laugh..and cun it be George and can we dress him in a monkey suit.
*Mike: I don’t want a vagina on my cheek. I want one on my nose.
*Mike: Don’t draw a penis on my face, I’m not passed out yet.
*Pam: Make it bigger, make it bigger!
Greg: I can’t make it bigger!
*Greg: Oh my god, I am just so good.
*Colleen: You can’t teach a crab to walk straight.
Chris: What if you broke it’s legs and put on wheels. Then you just have to push it.
*Chris: What if you wrapped the rock in the paper and used it like a sling, and then threw it at a pair of scissors, therefore shattering them? Huh. What then?
*Random delegate: I never reserved a room with the hotel, is that a problem?
OC: (blank stares) (whisper) douchebag?
*Colleen: Let’s do some more random delegates.
*Jon: Do you REALIZE?
*Mike: I’d do Paul up the butt. Real dominatrix-y like.
*Colleen: What else is really uplifting?
Arnaub: Rainbows.
*Connie: I’ll touch your chicken if I wanna touch your chicken.
*Colleen: I’ve had enough of your calls this week.
*Jill: I have a J Lo ass.
*Chris: You’re now Younes and you’re both Mohammed.
*Arnaub: I’m willing to sacrifice my relationship to win the scavenger hunt.
*Matt: I’m specialicous.
*Greg: I ate 6 burgers before I realized they were bad.
*Colleen: I will stab you with this plastic knife.
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